What do a North Carolina small business owner, a former Miss Georgia contestant and a single mom who owns a pirate ship have in common? They’re all going to the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear.

Going to D.C. on October 30? Don’t forget to check in to the Rally on Foursquare.

Can’t make it to the Rally? Watch it live on Comedy Central — or streaming uncensored online — beginning at 12pm/11c.